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term='chocolate pearls bring no wisdom'/><category term='London Daily Mail'/><category term='XBox 360'/><category term='just like your father'/><category term='bath time'/><category term='beach'/><category term='brawl'/><category term='Mystic Cat'/><category term='infertility'/><category term='puppies'/><category term='close call'/><category term='for a good time call'/><category term='The Simpsons'/><category term='Christmas letter'/><category term='couch'/><category term='mischievous eyes'/><category term='slacker'/><category term='cranberry sauce'/><category term='whining gets you nothing'/><category term='dehydration'/><category term='it&apos;s a hybrid'/><category term='hell on wheels'/><category term='decrepit ovum'/><category term='amnio'/><category term='time off for bad behavior'/><category term='new BFF'/><category term='driving all over creation'/><category term='10X mirror'/><category term='stupid dealership'/><category term='Bruce and Esther Huffman'/><category term='early 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Short'/><category term='Kate Gosselin'/><category term='XOXO Truffles'/><category term='food'/><category term='free time'/><category term='fleas'/><category term='meconium'/><category term='Casa Sanchez'/><category term='calling out'/><category term='in training'/><category term='labor induction'/><category term='diapers.com'/><category term='yes you can check out my pumpkin'/><category term='Cold enough for ya?'/><category term='son&apos;s bad attitude'/><category term='organic cotton balls'/><category term='That ain&apos;t right'/><category term='landscape'/><category term='happy to be diaper free'/><category term='money'/><title type='text'>Counterfeit Fake</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Trying&lt;/em&gt; to be real or faking it?</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>417</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3816294876254426584</id><published>2012-02-01T23:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-02-02T18:25:15.466-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid digital scale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat jiggly ass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cancer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='am I just that fat'/><title type='text'>Phew!</title><summary type='text'>This past holiday season I did more baking than in any three previous years combined.  More importantly, I've done more eating of said baked goods than normal.  (But, dude, chocolate chip macaroons?  Easy, fast and delicious before and after baking.)

So it was no surprise when I gained five pounds.

After enjoying myself through New Year's, I put the brakes on and began making some healthier </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3816294876254426584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3816294876254426584' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3816294876254426584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3816294876254426584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2012/02/phew.html' title='Phew!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1639667171727724313</id><published>2012-01-16T14:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T14:18:54.190-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mexican sage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='green thumb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gardening'/><title type='text'>The Old Homestead</title><summary type='text'>I recently purchased a card reader so I'll be able to upload photos to this computer from my old camera.  We have only come across one disk so far.  October 28, 2007.  This is my old Mexican sage plant that I grew from a clipping a friend gave me.  Mexican sage is among the lengthy list of plants that are not ideal for the high desert climate, so we left it in the yard of our old apartment.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1639667171727724313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1639667171727724313' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1639667171727724313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1639667171727724313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2012/01/old-homestead.html' title='The Old Homestead'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oLPrbCrt-7M/TxSgB1Sb0xI/AAAAAAAAAtw/pBFgThE9LTs/s72-c/IMG_1699_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5973516471307015735</id><published>2012-01-09T20:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T20:15:09.672-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='with friends like these'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='unfriending'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='overreacting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Enough</title><summary type='text'>I have just given up a friendship.  I am sad and mad and upset, but mostly I am fine.  It was both sudden and not.

This friendship was an important one to me.  We met while expecting our babies, who ended up being born on the same day, just a few hours and rooms apart.  I had dreams of our kids being lifelong friends.

It's one thing to be friends with other parents of newborns, but trickier </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5973516471307015735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5973516471307015735' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5973516471307015735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5973516471307015735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2012/01/enough.html' title='Enough'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-129055856320676490</id><published>2012-01-08T19:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-08T19:23:24.835-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='best things'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>The Best Things</title><summary type='text'>Feeling the giggling belly up against your own.

Seeing the soft  baby shrugs of sleep.

Looking at her and thinking she's so grown up for her age, and then stumbling  across a photo of this day last year, remembering you felt the exact same way then, only now you can see she was just a baby.  She  still is.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/129055856320676490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=129055856320676490' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/129055856320676490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/129055856320676490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2012/01/best-things.html' title='The Best Things'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-826111908495975884</id><published>2011-12-31T13:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-31T13:04:39.398-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cranberry sauce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oven-dried tomatoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blueberry jam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='roasted garlic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Half Cookery</title><summary type='text'>Every once in a while for the past several months, I have thought about making some foodie type posts.  So I have pulled out my camera, set up some shots of questionable greatness and began to document some of the things I've made.

And then, as in so many aspects of my life, I get caught up in the actual doing and dealing with children who have *gasp* needs, and I never take a shot of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/826111908495975884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=826111908495975884' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/826111908495975884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/826111908495975884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/half-cookery.html' title='Half Cookery'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xclZg3rx73I/Tv90qN2dk0I/AAAAAAAAAso/snkCqoPnX3E/s72-c/DSC_0658_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7667019049039750350</id><published>2011-12-22T10:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-22T10:23:43.126-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wicked Stepmom'/><title type='text'>Why I Love Her</title><summary type='text'>It's because of little notes like this:
Dearest Shannon, Dad and I just watched the girls and they are so beautiful, Dad  actually had tears in his eyes. I can't believe how grown they are.  Nana needs an  updated pic for my quilt on my bedroom wall.  Shannon, you and your family have a  very Merry Christmas and know that I have loved you since the day I met you and  now I love your children as I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7667019049039750350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7667019049039750350' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7667019049039750350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7667019049039750350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-i-love-her.html' title='Why I Love Her'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3885715723806804956</id><published>2011-12-20T19:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-20T19:49:35.796-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Director'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mommy group'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cranberry pumpkin bread'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rocket Mad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cookie exchange'/><title type='text'>Can You Keep It Straight?</title><summary type='text'>Today my girls and I went to a cookie exchange.  We took cranberry pumpkin bread that I learned how to make because of Bossy Betty.  So yummy.  Especially if you realize you didn't add sugar before popping that last batch of mini loaves into the oven.  *In our oven, the cranberry pumpkin bread (second recipe in that link) took about 34 minutes for four mini loaves.  We're just under the 3000 feet</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3885715723806804956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3885715723806804956' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3885715723806804956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3885715723806804956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/can-you-keep-it-straight.html' title='Can You Keep It Straight?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3184822504258972122</id><published>2011-12-18T22:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T22:40:25.827-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='babble'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby talk'/><title type='text'>Inappropriate Baby Babble</title><summary type='text'>In case you find yourself deep in conversation with one Fynnie Fynnie Coco Pop, here is a handy translation guide:

Day-iss = Dog
"Sheesh!" = What a day-iss says

Mmm-poop (also known as Mmm-poopf) = Winnie the Pooh

Guck = Duck (and most other birdlike animals)
"Gack!" = What a guck says, of course

Fynnie doesn't mention Santa by name, but over the past few days she has been telling us what he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3184822504258972122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3184822504258972122' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3184822504258972122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3184822504258972122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/inappropriate-baby-babble.html' title='Inappropriate Baby Babble'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1184600555276952567</id><published>2011-12-12T22:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-12T22:27:54.879-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marie Osmond'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why ask what I want and then disregard it?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MomShare'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whine sans cheese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='just a little shaken'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Because Nice Matters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Tired. Sad. Happy. Eh.</title><summary type='text'>It's been a few days.  No, I didn't skip a word there.  It's been all of them.

Friday marked one year since I removed Corey from our home.  He has lived with my mom this whole time, because the one alternative he's placing his energies in is a bureaucratic mess. 

There is not an activity that I do with Tom and the girls that I am not fully aware that my son is missing.

While shopping with my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1184600555276952567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1184600555276952567' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1184600555276952567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1184600555276952567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/tired-sad-happy-eh.html' title='Tired. Sad. Happy. Eh.'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2624106232556989810</id><published>2011-12-05T22:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-05T22:03:20.364-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='where&apos;s my face file?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sickness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad hair day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eyebrows gone wild'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='curly head'/><title type='text'>Hope We'll Be Ready for Our Do-Over</title><summary type='text'>Family photo shoot scheduled for last Friday morning got derailed by two of us projectile vomiting.

And do you know why I am sort of grateful for all of that yuck and goo?  (Well, not for Mad's.  That's just sad.)  Because my eyebrows started growing long.

Not just long.  Curly and long. 

And I, style maven that I am (not), decided to trim them myself.

Pawing my way through the beauty supply </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2624106232556989810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2624106232556989810' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2624106232556989810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2624106232556989810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/hope-well-be-ready-for-our-do-over.html' title='Hope We&apos;ll Be Ready for Our Do-Over'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5528264376483331017</id><published>2011-12-01T22:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-01T22:56:00.598-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='10X mirror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prioritizing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='She-Beast'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grandma&apos;s tweezers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stray eyebrows all over my chin'/><title type='text'>Ode To the 10X Mirror</title><summary type='text'>How do I love thee?Let me count the blackheads,The white heads,The stray eyebrows that keep finding their way to my chin.
What kind of a fool leaves for five days and doesn’t take you with?A hairy she-beast who, three days in, fondles her chin hairs in the manner of old time professors.
Upon returning home, She-Beast will silently call out for you while tending to other important duties.  Like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5528264376483331017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5528264376483331017' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5528264376483331017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5528264376483331017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/ode-to-10x-mirror.html' title='Ode To the 10X Mirror'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-101925353495173795</id><published>2011-12-01T09:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-01T09:04:23.340-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='letter to my daughter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Dear Daughter,</title><summary type='text'>You are adorable.  People smile at you and talk to you and about you as you pass by.  This happens whether we're in the store or you're on the soccer field, where you run with your hands by your face, looking only to the audience to make sure they’re watching you instead of watching the ball, your teammates or opponents. And when you speak, people listen.
So please do not tell the lovely </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/101925353495173795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=101925353495173795' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/101925353495173795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/101925353495173795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/12/dear-daughter.html' title='Dear Daughter,'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7820057774855503849</id><published>2011-11-30T22:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-30T22:55:28.832-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='potty emergency'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='have potty ring - will travel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='just like your father'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='future child labor plans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what&apos;s in a name'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='note to self'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Conversations and Notes From Vacationland</title><summary type='text'>From the road

*Mad calling Fynnie "Baby" incessantly**Fynnie fussing every single freaking time*Tom: Maybe Fynnie doesn’t want to be called Baby anymore, Big Jet.Mad: *blowing raspberries* Pshht!  She’s still in the Baby Fynnie seat.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mad: I have to go potty!Daddy: We’ll stop at the next off-ramp and find a potty.Mad: *grunting* I pushed myself and got the poop out.Mama: *silently </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7820057774855503849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7820057774855503849' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7820057774855503849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7820057774855503849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/conversations-and-notes-from.html' title='Conversations and Notes From Vacationland'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5853636191280466857</id><published>2011-11-25T19:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-25T19:35:24.293-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mad explains it all'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rocket Mad'/><title type='text'>In Case You Didn't Know</title><summary type='text'>Per Mad... Big Jeff... Blue Plane... Big Jet Rocket:

"Twice is two times.  Thrice is three times.  Rice is just for eating."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5853636191280466857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5853636191280466857' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5853636191280466857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5853636191280466857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/in-case-you-didnt-know.html' title='In Case You Didn&apos;t Know'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6984909664313571158</id><published>2011-11-23T06:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-23T06:49:33.289-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='just shoot me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ice ice baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allergies'/><title type='text'>Itchy, Scratchy, Lumpy, Bumpy</title><summary type='text'>In the beginning of allergy shot therapy, there are weekly shots. Four weeks at each level, with increasing amounts of a person's particular allergens. Have a reaction and you are either "held" at that level for an extended time or dropped back to a previous level.
Five weeks into my shots and I am already back where I started.

Last week's Pets and Grass shot caused a reaction. It was pretty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6984909664313571158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6984909664313571158' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6984909664313571158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6984909664313571158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/itchy-scratchy-lumpy-bumpy.html' title='Itchy, Scratchy, Lumpy, Bumpy'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-503989166183779079</id><published>2011-11-21T21:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-21T21:01:25.363-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what&apos;s in a name'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rocket Mad'/><title type='text'>I Have Always Said...</title><summary type='text'>Madelyn is smart.  Advanced.  Brilliant. 

Now I'm being forced to take that back.

Madelyn... er... Mad-A-Girl... em... Mad... *sigh*... none of those work any more.

Oh no, not for my girl.  Try it and her initial response is a giggling, "Madelyn isn't Madelyn.  Madelyn is Bob Dole Rocket."

Did you know I call my daughter by her wrong name at least 15 times an hour?  Who knew?

Rocket is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/503989166183779079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=503989166183779079' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/503989166183779079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/503989166183779079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-have-always-said.html' title='I Have Always Said...'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2353773410021432867</id><published>2011-11-13T22:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-13T22:30:53.247-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I have a dream'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MomShare.org'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MomShare'/><title type='text'>MomShare</title><summary type='text'>What have you done with 2011?

I have wasted spent a lot of hours online this year.  Mostly I've chalked it up to being a good way of multitasking while Fynn nurses.  Sometimes I've been able to step away from the computer knowing that I have just done something that will make a difference.

Late last year I became friends with someone who is more driven than I will ever be.  Her name is Bridget </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2353773410021432867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2353773410021432867' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2353773410021432867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2353773410021432867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/momshare.html' title='MomShare'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5518321656429599681</id><published>2011-11-13T20:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-13T20:20:33.796-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hindsight is 20/20a'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hide and seek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Hide and Seek Isn't Scary</title><summary type='text'>Today Mad and I played hide and seek for the first time.  She asked.  I never would have brought it up.  It was fun!  We laughed and hid and sought and laughed some more.

Sounds normal, right?

Did I mention that I was secretly tense the entire time?  Seriously.

No, I'm not afraid of a three and a half year old jumping out at me.  (Not that she did.  She stalks the hider and can barely contain </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5518321656429599681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5518321656429599681' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5518321656429599681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5518321656429599681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/hide-and-seek-isnt-scary.html' title='Hide and Seek Isn&apos;t Scary'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4200147888968532668</id><published>2011-11-08T22:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-08T23:03:12.256-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='static electricity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lingerie and genitalia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mute works best when it&apos;s actually muted'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Craigslist'/><title type='text'>Learning Something (Or Two!) Every Day</title><summary type='text'>In case you were wondering...

The way to ensure that guy from Craigslist will show up on time even though he didn't confirm that he was coming?  Take off your bra.

Living in the desert is so dry!  (You know you wanna ask.)  It's so dry that folding toilet paper in a dark restroom in the dark at say, 2:45 in the morning, will allow you to see the toilet paper light up from static sparking.  And </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4200147888968532668/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4200147888968532668' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4200147888968532668'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4200147888968532668'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/11/learning-something-or-two-every-day.html' title='Learning Something (Or Two!) Every Day'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2681709014335293694</id><published>2011-10-26T11:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-26T11:41:07.848-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nursing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='for the love of reading'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='booby love'/><title type='text'>Right Now</title><summary type='text'>Fynn is nursing before a nap.

And reading her own bedtime story.

Occasionally she pops off just to exclaim about something she's just read.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2681709014335293694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2681709014335293694' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2681709014335293694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2681709014335293694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/10/right-now.html' title='Right Now'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7271437577783135806</id><published>2011-10-20T02:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-20T02:32:13.009-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sweet Pea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jerry Springer Fan Club'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='choosing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birth dad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wicked Stepmom'/><title type='text'>Would You Do What I Did?</title><summary type='text'>I haven't spoken to my birth father since 2002 or early 2003.  I don't use the term birth father to indicate that I was adopted.  He and my mother were married when they had me.

I was two or three months old when he met and manhandled someone who immediately had him arrested for said manhandling, but later went on to have two children with him.  They married a few years later and are still </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7271437577783135806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7271437577783135806' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7271437577783135806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7271437577783135806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/10/would-you-do-what-i-did.html' title='Would You Do What I Did?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1348062497309627891</id><published>2011-10-19T22:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-19T22:41:17.235-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='That ain&apos;t right'/><title type='text'>Up High, Down Low, Too Slow!</title><summary type='text'>Today at work I was pinched, grabbed and fondled.

Unfortunately it was in a classroom of severely disabled middle school students.  Looks like I need to get fancier footwork.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1348062497309627891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1348062497309627891' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1348062497309627891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1348062497309627891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/10/up-high-down-low-too-slow.html' title='Up High, Down Low, Too Slow!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6958409560105757212</id><published>2011-10-08T00:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-08T00:50:15.738-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car battery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kill my car please'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car trouble'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allergies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allergy testing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='don&apos;t say that'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Benadryl challenge-'/><title type='text'>Things You Don't Want to Hear</title><summary type='text'>At the allergist's office: 
"Well that's weird!"
"You reacted to everything.  Even the water."
"I've never heard of that before!"
"What I'd like to do is to inject you with pure Benadryl to see how you'll react this time.  We'll inject you three times, each time with a higher amount.  And if you live through that, then we can go from there."

At the allergist's office during the Benadryl </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6958409560105757212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6958409560105757212' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6958409560105757212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6958409560105757212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/10/things-you-dont-want-to-hear.html' title='Things You Don&apos;t Want to Hear'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1794594973251853041</id><published>2011-09-22T16:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-22T16:03:39.512-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thank you Officer Garcia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car trouble'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Okay, Seriously</title><summary type='text'>My feet are healing.  Toe maybe not broken after all, although the word mofo still pops up now and again.  Broken blisters are only sore while I'm wearing shoes.

I did sleep weird the other day and got a kink in my neck.  I guess I pretty much asked for that, though, didn't I?

Instead of adding new body parts to a list of complaints, I'll just say I'm really glad I don't have to.

This morning,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1794594973251853041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1794594973251853041' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1794594973251853041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1794594973251853041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/09/okay-seriously.html' title='Okay, Seriously'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4072804142890176234</id><published>2011-09-20T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-21T00:35:07.549-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m a mess'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='long walks in the wee hours'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='broken toe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kegels are your friend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lamaze breathing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='someone should study the pelvis-eyelid connection'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;ve got a walking buddy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blisters'/><title type='text'>So There's This Woman at Work</title><summary type='text'>She's one of the teachers I work with.  Lovely soul.  As Nance kept mentioning the other day, gorgeous eyes.  Kind of scattered.

A few years ago she had surgery on her foot.  A sort of "won't this be great?!?" deal that has resulted in more surgeries.  I'm not even sure if it's been two years or three that she's been hobbling around in some version of a cast and crutches.

She started school </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4072804142890176234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4072804142890176234' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4072804142890176234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4072804142890176234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/09/so-theres-this-woman-at-work.html' title='So There&apos;s This Woman at Work'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8935379343853589370</id><published>2011-09-18T11:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-18T17:10:20.942-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dining out with kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PMS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allergies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cravings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angels sang'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad hair day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Oh, No She Di-en't</title><summary type='text'>Oh, yes I did!

Wait, what?  You don't know?  Oh this is big deal stuff, peeps.  Let me lay the foundation for ya.

*I am dealing with an especially bad "girl time" right now.
*I am bloated, cranky and craving butter.
*My allergies are beyond manageable.  (I know, because I've broken down and taken meds the past few days.)
*I am sneezing, dripping, and itching. 
*My eyes are swollen (no, not the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8935379343853589370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8935379343853589370' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8935379343853589370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8935379343853589370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/09/oh-no-she-di-ent.html' title='Oh, No She Di-en&apos;t'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4108949550064401712</id><published>2011-09-16T21:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-16T21:19:23.044-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='truth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate meetings'/><title type='text'>Does It Make You Want to Kiss Me On the Mouth, Too?</title><summary type='text'>Or we could call this, "Reason #675 Why She Shouldn't Be Forced to Endure Meetings That Other People Use In Place of Therapy"

Her:  "Blah blah blah wah wah wah *snort*"

Me:  "Or maybe since you are a full-grown woman, you could actually do it yourself."

(Two people later said they could have kissed me on the mouth for that.  One of them was not my boss, who was sitting right next to me, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4108949550064401712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4108949550064401712' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4108949550064401712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4108949550064401712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/09/does-it-make-you-want-to-kiss-me-on.html' title='Does It Make You Want to Kiss Me On the Mouth, Too?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7218919674983428</id><published>2011-09-14T13:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-14T13:05:53.871-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='it&apos;s good to have goals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pretty good monkey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bruce and Esther Huffman'/><title type='text'>Who I Want to Be When I Grow Up</title><summary type='text'>
I love these people!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7218919674983428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7218919674983428' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7218919674983428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7218919674983428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/09/who-i-want-to-be-when-i-grow-up.html' title='Who I Want to Be When I Grow Up'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4729860083113473766</id><published>2011-09-11T22:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-11T22:15:20.533-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Janette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='United Nations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='touch me and die'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birth board'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sisters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt and Sarah'/><title type='text'>Vacating, part two</title><summary type='text'>More fun from our time away last month.

On our second day, we got to meet up with a the family of a wonderful friend I made through my birth board.  Janette and her husband have twin sons, Charlie and Sam.  Madelyn, who was going through a please let us be a phase of shrieking "Sister!" did not spare Charlie and Sam.  It is now how we refer to them.

Fynnie loved them.  Couldn't get enough!  And</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4729860083113473766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4729860083113473766' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4729860083113473766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4729860083113473766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/09/vacating-part-two.html' title='Vacating, part two'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uzMgJMx1A78/TlHpkw9-lcI/AAAAAAAAAo8/bUiEa3Z-ysk/s72-c/2011-07-24+001.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5432411272556324138</id><published>2011-08-27T18:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-27T18:04:52.468-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mad explains it all'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Well, There You Have It</title><summary type='text'>From Madelyn:

Daddy is a boy because he lives down low. Girls live up high.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5432411272556324138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5432411272556324138' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5432411272556324138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5432411272556324138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/well-there-you-have-it.html' title='Well, There You Have It'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1707233553510272829</id><published>2011-08-19T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-19T11:00:04.331-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sheena Easton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nowhere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='potty training'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bridget'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joshua tree'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dr. Seuss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bribery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monterey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='landscape'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='earth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dennis the Menace Playground'/><title type='text'>Vacating</title><summary type='text'>This is about 20 minutes from my home.  When I say I live in the middle of nowhere, this is what I mean.It's a Joshua Tree, in case you were wondering.  They are protected.  If one were to suddenly pop up in our yard, we would have to keep it.  To me, they are straight out of Dr. Seuss.
 These hills and trees are a memory from my childhood.

My parents had a motorhome.  My sister and I got the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1707233553510272829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1707233553510272829' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1707233553510272829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1707233553510272829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/vacating.html' title='Vacating'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pGag_GtKYdk/Tk4AzTkMd-I/AAAAAAAAAoA/qz1yTL4R3jE/s72-c/2011-07-23+005.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4070496319493420123</id><published>2011-08-18T21:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-18T21:56:46.298-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Janelle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Renegade Mothering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='from maternity to menopause'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='where&apos;s my face file?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid things I say'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hassidic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='you called her what?'/><title type='text'>Stupid Things I Say</title><summary type='text'>Me:  "I want to be Hasidic and grow those curly things." *making curlicue gestures near the sides of my face*
Tom:  "I could grow a beard."
Me:  "With the change of life coming my way, so could I.  It's gonna be great!"
Tom: *nervous laughter and quick glances between the road and me*

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Me to me:  "Note to self:  Dipshit, not shithead.  Wait!  Calling your beloved niece either</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4070496319493420123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4070496319493420123' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4070496319493420123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4070496319493420123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/stupid-things-i-say.html' title='Stupid Things I Say'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8202713907540196878</id><published>2011-08-12T17:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-18T19:32:51.989-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mad update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='EEG'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the results show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Have You Been Sitting on the Edge of Your Seat, Too?</title><summary type='text'>Last week Mad had her EEG.  The instructions were clear and simple:  Wake her up no later than 6:00 A.M. and bring her with clean hair.

Madelyn is a morning person.  Six o'clock would be like getting up 15-30 minutes earlier than she does on her own.

We kept her up about 90 minutes later than usual and then woke her up around 3:45 to go with Daddy to Grandma's.  (Hey, it said she had to get up </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8202713907540196878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8202713907540196878' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8202713907540196878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8202713907540196878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/have-you-been-sitting-on-edge-of-your.html' title='Have You Been Sitting on the Edge of Your Seat, Too?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6435104548138329560</id><published>2011-08-08T02:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-08T10:42:13.292-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a year in pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><title type='text'>Happy Birthday, Fynnie Fynn</title><summary type='text'>












For the big things and the littleFor the laughter and tearsFor the love and the heartacheFor the long nights and short morningsFor the whole year throughI Love You

~ Mama</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6435104548138329560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6435104548138329560' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6435104548138329560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6435104548138329560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/happy-birthday-fynnie-fynn.html' title='Happy Birthday, Fynnie Fynn'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BkA_jpE7NvU/Tj9wtzpzjSI/AAAAAAAAAlY/nsdakQtwxyk/s72-c/DSC_0522.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7675977601748151918</id><published>2011-08-05T01:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-05T01:02:31.868-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='you must&apos;ve been a beautiful baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cultural exchange'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chinese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='our girls'/><title type='text'>Translation, Please!</title><summary type='text'>We have been enjoying the company of two very lovely young ladies from China for the past few days.  They arrived Tuesday evening.  It has been fun, and kind of nerve-wracking, to watch them experience our foods for the first time (nerve-wracking because of the vastly different cultural approaches to eating and to being a guest or host.  I want them to like everything or feel free to say they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7675977601748151918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7675977601748151918' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7675977601748151918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7675977601748151918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/translation-please.html' title='Translation, Please!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3665974315573398948</id><published>2011-08-04T15:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-04T15:35:53.356-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MyHappyCrazyLife'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Renegade Mothering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anti-Supermom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bossy Betty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my 7 links'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='3hearts2hold1love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mother Letter Project'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Baby Sucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Because Nice Matters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>I Feel So Popular!</title><summary type='text'>

Emms over at 3hearts2hold1love invited me to participate in the 7 Links challenge.

THE GOAL
To unite bloggers (from all sectors) in a joint endeavor to share lessons learned and create a bank of long gone, but not forgotten blog posts that deserve to see the light of day again.

THE RULES
1) Blogger is nominated to take part.

2) Blogger publishes his/her 7 links on his/her blog – 1 link for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3665974315573398948/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3665974315573398948' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3665974315573398948'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3665974315573398948'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-feel-so-popular.html' title='I Feel So Popular!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2132368275778878751</id><published>2011-07-23T05:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-23T05:55:55.458-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ew gross'/><title type='text'>On Sharing</title><summary type='text'>When Madelyn was a wee bebe, I had some difficulties sharing food with her.  It wasn't an issue with Corey.  I don't know why exactly.  

Okay, I have some theories:
*I was extremely stressed by Mad's start in life.  It blindsided me and affected how I made decisions for several months.
*When Corey was a toddler, I gained about 35 pounds on the "toddler diet."  That's the one where Mama makes a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2132368275778878751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2132368275778878751' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2132368275778878751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2132368275778878751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/07/on-sharing.html' title='On Sharing'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4109089395209988115</id><published>2011-07-15T02:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-15T02:13:13.768-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='getting there'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='belly dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rosy&apos;s Tutu Shoppe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='canning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Molly Shannon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='painting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gina Huerta Photography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='house into a home'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foreign exchange'/><title type='text'>Home.  Friends.</title><summary type='text'>This is the post I almost believed I'd never write.

Sorry I've been getting so far behind on reading blogs.  I have been busy.  Making friends.  Smiling.  Laughing.  Planning.  Happy.

That mommy group I could never meet up with for activities?

I've been meeting.  I've been active.

In the past three weeks I have:

Learned to make and can jalapeno jelly and strawberry jam.  Turns out it's so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4109089395209988115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4109089395209988115' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4109089395209988115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4109089395209988115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/07/home-friends.html' title='Home.  Friends.'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gI5v4xHz2jw/Th_1DY4NhAI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Rl6e1yosKpc/s72-c/Fynnie+tutu.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7573404255389102264</id><published>2011-07-13T00:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-13T00:34:04.183-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='neurologist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mad update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vasovagal syncope'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='EEG'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seizure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kaiser'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dr. Present'/><title type='text'>News of My World</title><summary type='text'>Doesn't involve any hacking, sneaking or listening in on other people's conversations.  But there's a lot to share!

We are feeling increasingly more pleased with our decision to switch to Kaiser.  We met the girls' pediatrician last week and Mad's neurologist today. Every medical professional we've encountered greets us and then tells us why we're there.  Because they've read our file.  Doc </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7573404255389102264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7573404255389102264' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7573404255389102264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7573404255389102264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/07/news-of-my-world.html' title='News of My World'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8243889880042822749</id><published>2011-07-09T23:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-09T23:18:39.854-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='home renovation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dilemma'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='painting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='household projects'/><title type='text'>Design Dilemma</title><summary type='text'>I need help.  And yes, I realize there are so many places you could take that.  All the same, I lay myself bare.

Or, I admit that our walls are still mostly bare 28 months after moving in here.

For the past three months or so I've been working my (obviously weak) magic, trying to get Tom in the mood.  To hang stuff.  Because we have plenty of stuff.

Artwork that my mother-in-law got for us.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8243889880042822749/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8243889880042822749' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8243889880042822749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8243889880042822749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/07/design-dilemma.html' title='Design Dilemma'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UDRbQKQ6nQ8/ThlDoyXVMnI/AAAAAAAAAko/mKRuor0YTx0/s72-c/get-attachment.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8278736494373856030</id><published>2011-07-06T22:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-07T00:55:08.609-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid things I say'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clothing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dressed for work... or not'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='volunteering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foreign exchange'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='conversation skills'/><title type='text'>(More) Stupid Things I Say</title><summary type='text'>To the head of a large motor company in the midst of a big business event:  "Thank you (for fixing my collar).  I changed my shirt twice on the way over here tonight."  Like that wasn't enough, I had to expand on it.  "I wore this shirt to work today, but changed as I was heading over here.  Then I realized I'd popped a button off and had to go through it all again."

To a very serious request </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8278736494373856030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8278736494373856030' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8278736494373856030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8278736494373856030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/07/more-stupid-things-i-say.html' title='(More) Stupid Things I Say'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1034137741195077625</id><published>2011-06-30T00:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-30T00:35:05.661-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ped'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pregnancy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great grandparents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ch-changes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my nice camera doesn&apos;t come with skill'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='little pharma'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meaning of dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dr. Present'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I made a deal with god'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Endings</title><summary type='text'>My emotions have been a little too pendulous these days. The end of this month is bringing some huge changes. 
This afternoon Fynnie had her last appointment with Dr. Present. We were hoping to get a vaccination in so she'd be caught up to our schedule before transferring. She'd been too sick with another of her recurrent nasty fevers in May and it threw us off.

Part of me wanted to bring all of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1034137741195077625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1034137741195077625' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1034137741195077625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1034137741195077625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/endings.html' title='Endings'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2670883926713007709</id><published>2011-06-26T23:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-26T23:16:18.407-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Leigha'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing'/><title type='text'>First Friend</title><summary type='text'>














</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2670883926713007709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2670883926713007709' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2670883926713007709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2670883926713007709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/first-friend.html' title='First Friend'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_uKI7bItDOQ/Tggf4xRCHkI/AAAAAAAAAjo/Di2hl3Nytoc/s72-c/2011-06-04+001_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8705207503361906148</id><published>2011-06-26T23:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-26T23:13:23.440-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='babywearing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Moby wrap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fabric of love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beco Butterfly II'/><title type='text'>One Last Time</title><summary type='text'>When Fynnie was born, she spent hours upon hours tied to my chest in her wrap.

I loved it.
She loved it.
Daddy loved it.

Some people were confused by it.  Can she breathe in there?  Yes.  Is she comfortable?  Yes.  Aren't you too hot?  No.

Although the instructions for use indicate the wrap is good for toddlers up to 35 pounds, everything I've read on wrap babywearing recommends 15-20 pounds, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8705207503361906148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8705207503361906148' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8705207503361906148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8705207503361906148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/one-last-time.html' title='One Last Time'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b-aHTSA2-0U/TgfG1mI1qhI/AAAAAAAAAjg/IT27Npvgi4E/s72-c/DSC_0819_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3226809149190926976</id><published>2011-06-26T14:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-26T14:46:27.679-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid things I say'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carpet cleaning can be fun... I swear'/><title type='text'>Stupid Things I Say</title><summary type='text'>This could probably be the running gag of my blog if I let it, but I try to keep the public acknowledgement of my lameness to a minimum.  Of course, if you've been hanging around a while, you'll know I'm not exactly successful.

Me to Tom:  You suck the joy out of everything.

And what is this everything from which Tom sucked the joy?

Steam cleaning the carpet.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3226809149190926976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3226809149190926976' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3226809149190926976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3226809149190926976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/stupid-things-i-say.html' title='Stupid Things I Say'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-168501609368130844</id><published>2011-06-23T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-23T22:56:45.706-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='modified vaccination schedule'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='neurologist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='choices'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naked hugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blue Cross'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kaiser'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Leaping</title><summary type='text'>Last month was open enrollment at work.  If you wanted to change insurance plans, that was the time to do it.

I have had the same insurance for 15 years.  Corey has been with the same pediatrician 16 years (plus one year with the doctor who retired from there).  I love the pediatrician.  Love him.  And his wife, who was also Corey's pediatrician at one point.  And his staff, most of whom I've </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/168501609368130844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=168501609368130844' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/168501609368130844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/168501609368130844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/leaping.html' title='Leaping'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8256558287430407338</id><published>2011-06-21T00:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-21T00:33:01.972-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='let&apos;s do the time warp again'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Time Warp, Mad-A-Style</title><summary type='text'>Not once, not twice... three times today I almost referenced tomorrow as Saturday.  Time is moving so slowly in that regard, probably because Thursday of next week I am off for the better part of six weeks.

Tonight, however, time went into hyper drive.

Tom:  How old are you?

Mad:  Eight.

Tom, laughing:  You are?!

Madelyn, giggling hysterically:  I'm close to 10 years old!

Perhaps you'll </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8256558287430407338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8256558287430407338' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8256558287430407338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8256558287430407338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/time-warp-mad-style.html' title='Time Warp, Mad-A-Style'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6538391441552899126</id><published>2011-06-17T23:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-17T23:24:49.864-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='growing up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Casa Sanchez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Aaron'/><title type='text'>Dinner at the Casa</title><summary type='text'>Tonight I ran into one of my former sign language students, Aaron.  When he started with me, he was in elementary school, giggly, goofy and very smart.  He just finished his first year of college with a double major, and said that he's "finally playing less video games and putting more effort" into his life.  I guess so.

In his eyes, I still recognize that fabulous little boy.  Tom did, too (he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6538391441552899126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6538391441552899126' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6538391441552899126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6538391441552899126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/dinner-at-casa.html' title='Dinner at the Casa'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3934775279095653913</id><published>2011-06-17T22:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-17T22:30:45.859-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mama to Baby J and Bean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heather'/><title type='text'>Thank You for Being a Friend</title><summary type='text'>Yet again my technical woes regarding Blogger have been solved by none other than Heather over at Adventures with Baby J and Bean.  Yesterday I took suggestion number one and resorted to stealing borrowing Tom's computer (identical to mine, bought on the same day) to see if I could comment on other blogs.  Why yes I could!  (And yes, I did consider swapping out laptops, but he still has all the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3934775279095653913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3934775279095653913' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3934775279095653913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3934775279095653913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/thank-you-for-being-friend.html' title='Thank You for Being a Friend'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3036217911474403096</id><published>2011-06-17T00:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-17T00:12:01.663-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pay It Forward'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='military service'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='daddy doll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hug a hero'/><title type='text'>Help a Kid Hug Their Hero</title><summary type='text'>I am one of those people who has spent most of her life with a wedgie from sitting on the fence.  I prefer to say that I can see both sides of most issues, and can often find something to agree with on either side if the arguments are presented rationally.

Thus, despite my feelings about all of these military engagements and wars we keep jumping into, I still feel a deep appreciation for our men</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3036217911474403096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3036217911474403096' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3036217911474403096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3036217911474403096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/help-kid-hug-their-hero.html' title='Help a Kid Hug Their Hero'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8259912603512930117</id><published>2011-06-11T11:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-15T02:19:08.392-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Achilles heel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grunting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Starbucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cursing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I lack motivation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat jiggly ass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jennifer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gym'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pay It Forward'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bossy Betty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><title type='text'>Tuesday Night I Had a Date.  With a Girl!  Nay, a Woman!</title><summary type='text'>And I liked it.

Mm-hmm, that's right.

Sure, Tom and I had a date night scheduled for last night (our first since out anniversary in November).  But I have needs, people.  Needs!

If you've been hanging around for a while, you know that I have not been able to make any friends since moving up here.  Not that I haven't tried.  You can catch a small sampling of my struggles here.

Recently, the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8259912603512930117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8259912603512930117' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8259912603512930117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8259912603512930117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/tuesday-night-i-had-date-with-girl-nay.html' title='Tuesday Night I Had a Date.  With a Girl!  Nay, a Woman!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5937862721362754705</id><published>2011-06-11T02:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-11T02:44:51.922-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger ate my post'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='can&apos;t leave comments'/><title type='text'>Who Put Me In Time Out?  And When Is It Over?</title><summary type='text'>I am still in Blogger hell.  Random ability to comment.  Sometimes it looks like I'm going to get my comment posted, even if it is as "Anonymous," but at the last second I am sent to sign in again.  But I cannot sign back in and my comment gets eaten.

The other night I wrote a lengthy post about my date with a woman and how awesome it was.*  Blogger wasn't auto-saving for some reason, and I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5937862721362754705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5937862721362754705' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5937862721362754705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5937862721362754705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/who-put-me-in-time-out-and-when-is-it.html' title='Who Put Me In Time Out?  And When Is It Over?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3185437859613536294</id><published>2011-06-05T19:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-05T19:38:22.053-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='speechless'/><title type='text'>Fynnie Heard I Had Nothing to Say</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3185437859613536294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3185437859613536294' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3185437859613536294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3185437859613536294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/06/fynnie-heard-i-had-nothing-to-say.html' title='Fynnie Heard I Had Nothing to Say'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uAirYwWEPrw/Tew8neFBtHI/AAAAAAAAAi0/TVME9iBeYeQ/s72-c/2011-05-09%252520003_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-482564241647383331</id><published>2011-05-30T23:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-30T23:26:55.658-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='in training'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='train ride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Train?  What Train</title><summary type='text'>Yeah, no train.  Apparently Tom was only telling me about today's limited runs because of the holiday, the cost and the fact that we'll need to go down the hill to take Mad on the train for future reference.

Fine.

So, in lieu of train stories, I shall show you a little girl in training.  

*sigh*

I'm not ready.





Nope.  Not even a little bit.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/482564241647383331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=482564241647383331' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/482564241647383331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/482564241647383331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/train-what-train.html' title='Train?  What Train'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAUoPj7VgAw/TeSItnAgQyI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/3olpiYWrwcQ/s72-c/2011-05-12+002_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2123188978213872560</id><published>2011-05-30T12:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-30T12:45:37.784-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hershey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mass merchants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kohl&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Godiva chocolate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='panties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='99 Cent Store'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dove'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lindt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate pearls bring no wisdom'/><title type='text'>Dear Godiva Chocolates,</title><summary type='text'>I held you in high esteem when you were in expensive department stores.  I would eye you lovingly in your brown and gold packaging, even though I'm more of a black and silver girl myself.

On rare occasions, I would buy the smallest morsel.  Corey and I would savor it.

Years back when I wanted to find a way to say "I'm sorry to take your job, but I am a single mother and I can't choose a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2123188978213872560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2123188978213872560' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2123188978213872560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2123188978213872560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/dear-godiva-chocolates.html' title='Dear Godiva Chocolates,'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2243899496716677049</id><published>2011-05-30T08:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-02T22:48:30.126-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='help me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toddler tantrum'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='train ride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Fly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thomas the Tank Engine'/><title type='text'>Why Would You (We) Do That?!</title><summary type='text'>Madelyn loves trains.  She has always been fascinated by them.  

Of course, she was fascinated by buses, trash truck and street sweepers, too.  It just turned out that "fascinated" translated directly as, "Oh holy moly!  What is that big thing?!  Can it get me?!?  AAAaaahhh!!!"

*ahem*  That was last year.  Now she's three.

As we drive up or down the pass each day, Mad requests that we go down </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2243899496716677049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2243899496716677049' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2243899496716677049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2243899496716677049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/madelyn-loves-trains.html' title='Why Would You (We) Do That?!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/kqYDRxdgnC0/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8127019360257526803</id><published>2011-05-28T23:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T23:45:44.104-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technical difficulties'/><title type='text'>What the Hey?!</title><summary type='text'>For the past day and a half I have not been able to stay signed in long enough to comment on anyone's blogs.  And let me say that I have typed out some brilliant and witty comments.

So if you have posted something but haven't heard from me, it's not for not trying.

Anyone else having the same problem?  

I guess I'll know if you don't answer.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8127019360257526803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8127019360257526803' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8127019360257526803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8127019360257526803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/what-hey.html' title='What the Hey?!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5884451634459993385</id><published>2011-05-28T20:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T20:46:04.357-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nicknames'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pet names'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='can I be Frank?'/><title type='text'>Pet Names</title><summary type='text'>I've mentioned the birth board I joined while pregnant with Fynnie.  Sometime around her birth I realized that (doh!) there was one for Mad, too.  (Corey was born before I'd even heard of the Internet, let alone used it.)

Today one of the April '08 mamas posted a question about pet names for our kids.  I'm including my response here mainly so it'll be accessible to my kids one day.  Because </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5884451634459993385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5884451634459993385' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5884451634459993385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5884451634459993385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/pet-names.html' title='Pet Names'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8441682157291925577</id><published>2011-05-27T21:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T13:11:19.871-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sleep deprivation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby teeth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smile'/><title type='text'>Fynnie's Fourth* Tooth Has Broken Through</title><summary type='text'>But lest you be concerned that we're about to revel in long-sleeping nights, the next two are locked and loaded.

No pictures because... *sigh*... I can't seem to get her to smile with her mouth open and her head back far enough to see under her upper lip.

*Not that I am sleep deprived or anything, but the title was supposed to say fourth, not third.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8441682157291925577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8441682157291925577' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8441682157291925577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8441682157291925577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/fynnies-third-tooth-has-broken-through.html' title='Fynnie&apos;s Fourth* Tooth Has Broken Through'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-325242977651257340</id><published>2011-05-27T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-27T14:38:24.566-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trust'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='where do I draw the line?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roller City'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='80&apos;s style'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metal mouth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roller Blades'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infertility'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Norm and Angela'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='do my babies make you uncomfortable?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='advice and guidance from a friend'/><title type='text'>Who Are You to Me?</title><summary type='text'>When I was 15, my best friend Jennifer and I could usually be found at Roller City.  Mm-hmm, that's right.  We skated.  Every. Friday. Night.  And some Saturdays.  

Oh, and if there was an overnighter, we were there!  One time I even joined a small crowd roller skating from Rancho Cucamonga to Newport Beach.  At night.  (Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell me that the girls were driving out </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/325242977651257340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=325242977651257340' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/325242977651257340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/325242977651257340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/who-are-you-to-me.html' title='Who Are You to Me?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1247001143039644875</id><published>2011-05-26T15:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-26T15:56:06.930-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zamming table'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='training starts now'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexist doctor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Starting Early</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday evening Corey had an appointment with one of his doctors.  As it happened, I'd promised Margaret I'd get the girls as soon as possible because she's been ill.  I wanted her to ease back into watching them.  Aaand Tom ended up working very late because he'd taken time off to be with the girls while Grandma was ill.

So the girls came with Corey and me to this appointment.  Madelyn was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1247001143039644875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1247001143039644875' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1247001143039644875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1247001143039644875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/starting-early.html' title='Starting Early'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7683580625639007604</id><published>2011-05-25T19:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-25T19:45:36.259-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gym'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stomach trouble'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Advil'/><title type='text'>Impressed?</title><summary type='text'>Today I amazed and astounded my coworkers with my ability to look right and left.

Was it the chiropractor?
Nope.  I sure would like their hours, though!

Pain meds?
Nuh-uh.  One full day of heartburn and a terribly upset stomach was enough, thanks.

Time, a few office cubical deep tissue massages, slightly better sleep and a (brief) trip to the gym seemed to be key.

So yes, Inquiring Minds, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7683580625639007604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7683580625639007604' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7683580625639007604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7683580625639007604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/impressed.html' title='Impressed?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8949139852155192325</id><published>2011-05-24T17:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-24T17:24:31.107-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gym'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excuses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pain in the neck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exercise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat jiggly ass'/><title type='text'>Pain in the...</title><summary type='text'>I used to listen to Howard Stern.  I was young, whimsical, (not so) secretly rebellious (if you knew me away from work).  And he was kinda cool.  Dorky, self-deprecating, madly in love with his wife. *swoon*  

Plus, there was a good chance that I could learn something.

One time he had a guest who said that certain so-called normal actions were actually little markers of mental illness.

Losing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8949139852155192325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8949139852155192325' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8949139852155192325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8949139852155192325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/pain-in.html' title='Pain in the...'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2963457230605388656</id><published>2011-05-19T20:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-19T20:16:40.462-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no baseball today'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I hate meetings'/><title type='text'>The Excitement Comes to a Screeching Halt</title><summary type='text'>Today, since some (one) of you were wondering, I started my day off with a meeting.  Four agenda items and it still took nearly two hours.

That ain't right.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2963457230605388656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2963457230605388656' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2963457230605388656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2963457230605388656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/excitement-comes-to-screeching-halt.html' title='The Excitement Comes to a Screeching Halt'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2137486911691882949</id><published>2011-05-18T22:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-18T22:00:19.059-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fondling Tommy Lasorda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baseball game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I love my job'/><title type='text'>Yeah, My Job Sucks</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday I had to go to that schmancy luncheon and canoodle with Tommy Lasorda.  Today I had to chaperone a bunch of middle schoolers at a baseball game.  It's an annual event.  It's awful(ly cool)!  I hate it (when it's over and I have to go back to the office).
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2137486911691882949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2137486911691882949' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2137486911691882949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2137486911691882949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/yeah-my-job-sucks.html' title='Yeah, My Job Sucks'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0dHbK4tBttg/TdSiDXTu2tI/AAAAAAAAAh8/2Mi5oTkudPs/s72-c/0518111040.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-513987095862798955</id><published>2011-05-17T22:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-17T22:19:19.784-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In Living Color'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fondling Tommy Lasorda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Police'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='911'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dispatcher saved a baby from choking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naked hugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tommy Lasorda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Sax'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smooth cheeks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cher'/><title type='text'>Girl, Whaaat?!?</title><summary type='text'>No really.  I swear it's true.

What's that?  You didn't get my text?  It said I spent three hours spent surrounded by guns and now I smell like Tommy Lasorda.  I'll add that I laughed and cried and laughed.  A lot.

Dude, I couldn't make this stuff up.  This is way better than the naked hug with my doctor, too.  I swear.

Today was the annual Police Recognition Luncheon.  Tommy Lasorda was a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/513987095862798955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=513987095862798955' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/513987095862798955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/513987095862798955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/girl-whaaat.html' title='Girl, Whaaat?!?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3490683330659957381</id><published>2011-05-14T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-14T18:59:38.877-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my baby&apos;s a star on youtube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one grainy video of happiness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Montezuma&apos;s Revenge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sick baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Knott&apos;s Berry Farm'/><title type='text'>By the numbers</title><summary type='text'>One heck of a roller coaster, that's what the past few days have been.  This roller coaster (that used to terrify me as a kid) aptly sums up our experience... if played on repeat for three days.


2 teeth coming in

2 ear infections

1 sore throat (still too soon for the culture to come back)

3 medications ~ one antibiotic, two fever reducers

24 hours ~ the point when I was expecting things to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3490683330659957381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3490683330659957381' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3490683330659957381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3490683330659957381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/by-numbers.html' title='By the numbers'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7300808341656545184</id><published>2011-05-13T22:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-13T22:09:15.252-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fever'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sick baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teething'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ear infections'/><title type='text'>Whatever You Do, Please Do It Now</title><summary type='text'>We are starting on day three of one sick Fynnie Fynn.  What the heck?  Like getting two consecutive front teeth isn't enough for this week.  Well only one has broken through, but the other one is right there.

Nope.  What started out as a mild teething fever has turned into double ear infections, a sore throat (possibly strep... I suppose we'll hear on Monday) and, tonight, vomiting.  With any </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7300808341656545184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7300808341656545184' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7300808341656545184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7300808341656545184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/whatever-you-do-please-do-it-now.html' title='Whatever You Do, Please Do It Now'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6Z8Pq-BTLbw/TcuDV5OBG6I/AAAAAAAAAhc/dSvjFGD5Tzc/s72-c/2011-05-01+033.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-511172458114849671</id><published>2011-05-08T17:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-08T17:24:24.638-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mother&apos;s Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='somebody shoot me now'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vomiting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teething'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a pox upon the house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PMS is a bitch and so am I'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dead plants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chicken pox'/><title type='text'>The Mother's Day You Deserve</title><summary type='text'>That's what a friend said she hoped I am having, the Mother's Day I deserve.  I don't know if I am or not.  I suppose so.

Let's see:

Corey is not here.

I had to cancel plans for time with my mother and Corey, and part of me is relieved.  

We started this weekend with a vomiting toddler and a teething infant.  The tooth has again receded, so we'll get to go through all that again.  

Tom's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/511172458114849671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=511172458114849671' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/511172458114849671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/511172458114849671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/mothers-day-you-deserve.html' title='The Mother&apos;s Day You Deserve'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4075471378268761849</id><published>2011-05-05T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-05T23:34:51.703-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad singer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hoarders'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Something Awful</title><summary type='text'>Isn't that a strange phrase?  How does it translate into "a lot" or "with a passion"?

Why don't people realize that's what I mean when I say things like, "I love to sing something awful"?

Maybe they've heard me sing.

I love to sing.  I have always loved to sing.

In fifth or sixth grade I tried out for the Tri-Cities Choir (those three cities were Ontario, Montclair and... I'm not sure what </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4075471378268761849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4075471378268761849' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4075471378268761849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4075471378268761849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/something-awful.html' title='Something Awful'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-5146503740509874571</id><published>2011-05-04T00:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-04T06:54:06.371-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mad update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scooting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my mother'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='that baby corners like she&apos;s on rails'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crawling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corey'/><title type='text'>Goodbye April, Hello May!</title><summary type='text'>Sure, some good things happened in April, but here is just a sampling of why I am happy to see it leave.  In fact, this sample represents one week, Saturday to Friday.

Saturday:  Had Mad's birthday party.  Struggled to pull it off.  Barely Managed with the help of several people, not really including my own mother.  Wrapped up the party with Mad having what seemed to be a seizure.

Monday:  Mad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/5146503740509874571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=5146503740509874571' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5146503740509874571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/5146503740509874571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/goodbye-april-hello-may.html' title='Goodbye April, Hello May!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-734038664853135243</id><published>2011-05-03T23:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-03T23:55:05.482-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gym'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excuses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Star Trek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat jiggly ass'/><title type='text'>I Guess It's Been a While</title><summary type='text'>Last week I finally decided to stop in at my gym.  I figure I pay someone to work there a few hours a month, maybe I should check the place out.  Plus, it's been a while since I've seen my gym ID card.  Not, like, decades... I definitely recall seeing it on the nightstand upstairs.  

I walked in to the place and read perused the sign on the door about the "no copies of IDs" rule.  Made sense to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/734038664853135243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=734038664853135243' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/734038664853135243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/734038664853135243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/05/i-guess-its-been-while.html' title='I Guess It&apos;s Been a While'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6727140768000389989</id><published>2011-04-30T10:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-30T10:23:40.904-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phone sales'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='La-hu-za-her'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I could&apos;ve used that'/><title type='text'>Dear Cold Caller,</title><summary type='text'>You are lucky if you get this reply from a potential customer,

"We aren't able to use your product right now, but please take my email and send me information because we would like to be able to plan for it."

The correct response can come in many forms.  It does not, however, sound like this:

"Well we don't send out information.  That would be a waste of time for us."

Because, as it happens, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6727140768000389989/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6727140768000389989' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6727140768000389989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6727140768000389989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/dear-cold-caller.html' title='Dear Cold Caller,'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-874802320374732651</id><published>2011-04-25T00:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-29T07:39:05.692-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='growth spurt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nursing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='armpit warmers'/><title type='text'>Armpit Warmers</title><summary type='text'>Yeah, that's right.  Armpit warmers.  I have 'em.  I've joked about having them for a long time, but today I knew that all joking was over.  ForEVER.

Fynn's apparently hitting that nine month growth spurt, and she's still recovering from a(nother) nasty (fricken) cold.  So we're back to nursing from 1:00 in the morning or so until we get up.  This morning I woke up at 6:45 and realized I was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/874802320374732651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=874802320374732651' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/874802320374732651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/874802320374732651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/armpit-warmers.html' title='Armpit Warmers'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8245063652585141595</id><published>2011-04-24T11:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-24T11:53:39.023-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bath time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technical difficulties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='best daddy ever'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mama to Baby J and Bean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heather'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='uploading'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Picasa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new BFF'/><title type='text'>My Word</title><summary type='text'>Ever suddenly face a new difficulty while doing something you've done hundreds of times in the past with no problems?  If you're like me (the me of these days when sleep is a rare treat and caffeine even rarer), you have a couple of standard responses.

First, you continue attempting to do things the old way.  Why will it only upload one photo at a time?  It's probably just a glitch.  If I keep </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8245063652585141595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8245063652585141595' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8245063652585141595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8245063652585141595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/my-word.html' title='My Word'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r0aSy1nyQdU/TbRvvRw2PYI/AAAAAAAAAfo/e4pXk61XH2I/s72-c/2009-04-12+029.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6662400212347030524</id><published>2011-04-20T17:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-20T17:00:45.266-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sign language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='classes'/><title type='text'>Bad News/Good News</title><summary type='text'>Fynn is finally starting to be less boobiefied.  She'll even stop at night so Daddy can put her to bed instead of nursing off to dreamland.  I'm happy letting her nurse as long as she wants (pretty much), but it's also exciting to have a bit more freedom.

Yesterday I called my local parks and rec department and left a message saying I'm interested in teaching a sign class.  Mentioned that I'd </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6662400212347030524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6662400212347030524' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6662400212347030524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6662400212347030524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/bad-newsgood-news.html' title='Bad News/Good News'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4435284400542171112</id><published>2011-04-20T16:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-20T16:25:00.495-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='it won&apos;t pinch but it might amputate or crush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='duck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mommy group'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='three years old'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seizure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='butterfly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Celebrate Good Times, C'mon!</title><summary type='text'>Mad wanted ducks and frogs, chocolate cupcakes and white and a spoon for her birthday party.

I admit these frog cupcakes are rather pitiful.  I found the best frog cupcake toppers, but Tom decided "we" should make these instead.  In the picture we'd found online, the green candy stayed in a smile.  Ours would hardly stay bent at all.  When I tried putting a very bent piece on one cupcake, it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4435284400542171112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4435284400542171112' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4435284400542171112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4435284400542171112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/celebrate-good-times-cmon.html' title='Celebrate Good Times, C&apos;mon!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nGeKQNBI_ww/TaUp-VA0DTI/AAAAAAAAAeI/Fd3qI7xAr8A/s72-c/2011-04-09+004_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2712036571980420324</id><published>2011-04-15T19:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-15T19:07:30.604-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Mad Mouth</title><summary type='text'>Daddy, to Mad:  "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I want to be a purple."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"That's Babies R Us.  That's where stinky diapers come."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mad, to Mama:  "I want a chippie."

"You do?  Where are they?"  (Asked as I scan the post-birthday party bomb blast that is our living room and kitchen.)

"They're right over here, honey.  They're right over </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2712036571980420324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2712036571980420324' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2712036571980420324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2712036571980420324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/mad-mouth.html' title='Mad Mouth'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8618832014581181666</id><published>2011-04-09T07:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-09T07:40:31.886-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='in with the in-laws'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='out with the heat'/><title type='text'>To Answer the Question</title><summary type='text'>It's now 29 degrees and everything's covered in frost.  Upside:  no wind, so it only feels like 29.

Hooray?

Yesterday I bought Mad an outfit to stand in for her cute sundress, and bought a sweater to go over Fynn's.  I may just stay in my sweats and yoga pants.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8618832014581181666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8618832014581181666' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8618832014581181666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8618832014581181666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/to-answer-question.html' title='To Answer the Question'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1289614913666782944</id><published>2011-04-08T04:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-08T04:58:36.037-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='in with the in-laws'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='out with the heat'/><title type='text'>Incoming!</title><summary type='text'>Upon turning on my computer this morning I can see that today is the day my in-laws will arrive at our house.  How do I know this (rest assured it's not my sleep-deprived brain that cannot keep track of complex lists or the days of the week)?

At this moment outside my window it is 36 degrees and raining.  Which probably means it's snowing in the pass.  In the middle of April.  Officially warmer </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1289614913666782944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1289614913666782944' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1289614913666782944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1289614913666782944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/incoming.html' title='Incoming!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8753387429554354872</id><published>2011-04-07T22:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-07T22:49:58.687-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iggy Pop could be my mother'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funyuns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ford Focus AKA the POS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AARP'/><title type='text'>Not That Wild After All</title><summary type='text'>Tom and I are sitting here catching up on tonight's Idol elimination show.  I like that we can fast forward through the commercials, including the in-show Ford commercials*.  I also like skipping the often horrendous group songs and some of the guest performers.

Tonight's guest performer, to my utter shock, was Iggy Pop.  (Yeah, I know that Constantine Maroulis "performed"... whatever.)  I love </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8753387429554354872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8753387429554354872' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8753387429554354872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8753387429554354872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/not-that-wild-after-all.html' title='Not That Wild After All'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-8311572283221759904</id><published>2011-04-04T19:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-04T19:09:37.758-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Your mama can read'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FINE I need glasses'/><title type='text'>I Know Why They Say</title><summary type='text'>... glasses make me look smarter.

Now I look like I can read.  

Unless I take them off, in which case I sound like someone trying to read in their new second language.

(Note to self:  So what if you  read "today" as "holiday," you got three-fifths of those letters in the right order.  And location!)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/8311572283221759904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=8311572283221759904' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8311572283221759904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/8311572283221759904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-know-why-they-say.html' title='I Know Why They Say'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3540681554367915495</id><published>2011-04-03T08:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-03T08:55:47.847-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='in with the in-laws'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='out with the heat'/><title type='text'>Sticking With Tradition</title><summary type='text'>Tomorrow it should be in the upper 70's around here.  A few days ago it was in the 90's down the hill, mid-80's here.  Sunshine and blue skies are a lot more common up here than any other type of weather.  

My in-laws will be here on Friday.  The forecast?  Rain and temps in the low 50's.

I don't know how they do it, but they manage to bring cold, often wet weather every single time.  One time </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3540681554367915495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3540681554367915495' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3540681554367915495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3540681554367915495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/sticking-with-tradition.html' title='Sticking With Tradition'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2565172204758055922</id><published>2011-04-02T23:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-02T23:39:13.940-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no thank you'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diapers.com'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='don&apos;t push it'/><title type='text'>Dear Diapers.com</title><summary type='text'>You amuse me.

Yes, I love that you don't charge sales tax.  And that there has been a 20% off coupon code each time I have needed to order a ridiculously expensive European car seat from your fine establishment.  And that I have ordered on Saturday night and received the shipment on Monday morning.  That's all cool and, yes, you rock.

But no, I will not be utilizing the "reorder in seconds" </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2565172204758055922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2565172204758055922' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2565172204758055922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2565172204758055922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/dear-diaperscom.html' title='Dear Diapers.com'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4165187541385035574</id><published>2011-04-02T21:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-02T21:28:14.583-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m a super creep... super creep... I&apos;m super creepay-yow'/><title type='text'>Oh Yeah, Huh?</title><summary type='text'>I've had my new eyeglasses for a few days.  Seeing with them on is different than without.  Strange that everything is not only clearer, but seems closer, too.  Stairs are still weird, and I'm not exactly thrilled with the way I kind of get woozy when turning my head.  I'm sure I'll adjust to those things soon enough.  There is one thing I have to get into my head STAT, though.

Wearing glasses </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4165187541385035574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4165187541385035574' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4165187541385035574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4165187541385035574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-yeah-huh.html' title='Oh Yeah, Huh?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4699101658769987572</id><published>2011-03-28T00:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-28T00:29:45.797-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yeah baby yeah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I&apos;m right and you know it'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cleaning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clean is sexy'/><title type='text'>Ha!</title><summary type='text'>This post had already been written.  Badly.  I'm sparing you that, and will instead get to the point.

Tom said this afternoon (after a full day of cleaning and organizing while Margaret watched the girls here at home), "This is fun!"

And again I say, "Ha!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4699101658769987572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4699101658769987572' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4699101658769987572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4699101658769987572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/ha.html' title='Ha!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1201725204868383253</id><published>2011-03-26T12:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-26T12:12:08.758-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whomever ends up in therapy over this wins... or loses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sleep deprivation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sleep training'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='co-sleeping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>People Get Into Trouble For This, Right?</title><summary type='text'>I do wonder if Fynn will some day sit across from a therapist and uncover hidden memories of being left alone.  In a closet.  With the door pulled shut.

Will she ever recall images of her parents high-fiving over their schemes to find the darkest recesses of their home and sprawl her out?  Has she seen the desperate glee as we've plotted an end to her days of napping only in a carrier or </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1201725204868383253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1201725204868383253' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1201725204868383253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1201725204868383253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/people-get-into-trouble-for-this-right.html' title='People Get Into Trouble For This, Right?'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-304081719795082124</id><published>2011-03-19T17:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-19T17:28:38.728-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soldier'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tribute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Middle East'/><title type='text'>Tribute to a Man I Never Met</title><summary type='text'>MH II died far away from here this week.  His father, a teacher I've only been working with for a couple of months has left to meet his son's body and bring him home.

I don't know how he died.  I have the basic understanding of why he was in the Middle East that most of us have.  So, like a lot of us, I don't really know why he died either.  All I know is that a soldier is coming home with his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/304081719795082124/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=304081719795082124' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/304081719795082124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/304081719795082124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/tribute-to-man-i-never-met.html' title='Tribute to a Man I Never Met'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-238279666982710646</id><published>2011-03-16T22:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-16T22:49:42.612-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gollum*cough*Gollum'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby teeth'/><title type='text'>My Precious</title><summary type='text'>Poor kid's got Mama's frizz already.  But check out that toothy grin!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/238279666982710646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=238279666982710646' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/238279666982710646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/238279666982710646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/my-precious.html' title='My Precious'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-1C6OI6WXV8s/TYGgOPcMb8I/AAAAAAAAAd8/8JPVF68Rrd0/s72-c/2011-03-14+016_edited-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-3227869382729589437</id><published>2011-03-09T23:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-09T23:07:32.857-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='duck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&apos;Cuz you got to have friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frog friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WordWorld'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Party Planning</title><summary type='text'>Tom decided he'd like Mad's third birthday party to be WordWorld themed.  Or The Wiggles.  I have never really disliked a kids' show until seeing a few episodes of The Wiggles.  Granted, they have some catchy tunes, but they also... okay, they're just weird.  And they're not my kind of weird.  Ugh!

More importantly, do we have to have commercial themes?  We did get her a musical Elmo balloon </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/3227869382729589437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=3227869382729589437' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3227869382729589437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/3227869382729589437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/party-planning.html' title='Party Planning'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-JEj7jZV7FiA/TXhuzYxAcvI/AAAAAAAAAd4/OCFSpDg7iyM/s72-c/0309112143.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7540966123363427389</id><published>2011-03-07T00:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-07T00:09:17.942-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dizzy in the head'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blood work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dr. Mike'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naked hugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my doctor put it in writing... I&apos;m normal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dad and Margaret'/><title type='text'>Psychically Linked to My Physician</title><summary type='text'>No, not the one who gave me the naked hug.  I have a team of specialists, people.  A team.

Or, well, I have an OB (AKA the Naked Hugger) and a regular doc.  Regular Doc has been my dad and Margaret's GP since right before Margaret had her accident.  Only he didn't know he was her doc yet.  The switch was that right before.  So when it came to getting doctor's orders for Margaret to be moved from</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7540966123363427389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7540966123363427389' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7540966123363427389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7540966123363427389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/psychically-linked-to-my-physician.html' title='Psychically Linked to My Physician'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1155093212726222077</id><published>2011-03-05T16:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-05T16:00:19.638-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car trouble'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slimy baby food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='as far as the eye can see'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yes you can check out my pumpkin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='problem causing money'/><title type='text'>Mish-Mosh</title><summary type='text'>In case you were wondering, I love making food for Fynn, just as I loved making Mad's baby food.  (Corey couldn't have cared less about food until around a year, so he just went straight to food.)  It's easy, natural.  The bananas Fynn eats are never pink (wth?). 

I do not, however, love the feeling of Fynn's food on my hands or wrists while I'm feeding her.  I was the same way with Mad.  It's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1155093212726222077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1155093212726222077' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1155093212726222077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1155093212726222077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/mish-mosh.html' title='Mish-Mosh'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-4919610031267864789</id><published>2011-03-02T20:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-02T20:31:39.005-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jury duty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Lurker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesome hair theory'/><title type='text'>Awesome Hair Theory</title><summary type='text'>Tom had jury duty yesterday.  He was supposed to be at work 70 miles away at 4:00 in the morning, but instead he had to be at court five or so miles away by 12:00.  Noon.  Poor guy.  

He spent a few hours in the jury box yesterday and had to return for continued jury selection today.  At 10:30.

I was pulling for him to get selected.  I've sat on a couple of juries, and have found the whole </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/4919610031267864789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=4919610031267864789' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4919610031267864789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/4919610031267864789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/awesome-hair-theory.html' title='Awesome Hair Theory'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6983654570391151570</id><published>2011-03-02T20:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-02T20:05:47.623-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='are you kdding me?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peacefail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='a day of peace'/><title type='text'>Peacefail Demonstration</title><summary type='text'>A friend sent me a facebook invitation to this Friday's "a day of peace."  I like peace.  I signed up.

For the past two days I have been trying to practice the requirements.
I have an idea... for a day of peace. Wouldn't it be amazing? 


Just one day in the year where we all held our tongues. 


A day where we ignored others' shortcomings and made a valiant effort to be kind and understanding. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6983654570391151570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6983654570391151570' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6983654570391151570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6983654570391151570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/peacefail-demonstration.html' title='Peacefail Demonstration'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6586188894473505341</id><published>2011-03-01T19:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-01T19:49:26.210-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teething'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FINE I need glasses'/><title type='text'>Milestones</title><summary type='text'>Today, March 1 two things became irrevocably true.

One, Fynnie got her second tooth.  Perhaps that's why we were up from 2:30 to 4:00 this morning, although she seemed perfectly happy.

Two, I must now say, "... when I turn 40 this month."  Last year Tom threw a surprise party for me.  To make up for the god-awful birthday of 2009.  More than one person insinuated last year that I was "39 again.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6586188894473505341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6586188894473505341' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6586188894473505341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6586188894473505341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/03/milestones.html' title='Milestones'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-1773214828256537700</id><published>2011-02-27T14:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-27T14:40:02.787-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mom&apos;s group'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exotic animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='losing my mind?'/><title type='text'>No Really... I Swear!</title><summary type='text'>Remember that mom's group I found around the time that Fynn arrived?  The one that had their first get-together (after I'd heard of them) the night of Fynn's first shot?

And the second one the day of Tom's and my fifth wedding anniversary?  

The one that canceled every other get-together while I was off work and held two in a row the first two days I was back at work?  

The one where I stalked</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/1773214828256537700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=1773214828256537700' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1773214828256537700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/1773214828256537700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/02/no-really-i-swear.html' title='No Really... I Swear!'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-229338519565034301</id><published>2011-02-23T18:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-23T18:00:15.805-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dressed for work... or not'/><title type='text'>Still An Issue</title><summary type='text'>Peek over my shoulder as I read my latest email, won't you?  It's brief.

You, Miss Shannon, are a doll!  Even if you can't seem to get buttons, zippers, etc. down.  :)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/229338519565034301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=229338519565034301' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/229338519565034301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/229338519565034301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/02/still-issue.html' title='Still An Issue'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-2782625423430314584</id><published>2011-02-21T09:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-21T09:24:52.325-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crazy Maisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='plum blossoms'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><title type='text'>Snow Blossoms</title><summary type='text'>Saturday was stormy.  "Sewiously windy," Mad said every time it seemed like a train screamed past.  Our 40-50 pound barbecue was blown off the patio and tumble about 10 feet.  Some time after the girls were in bed, rain turned to snow.  Not a lot.  Enough.


Storm or no, spring is coming, my friends.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/2782625423430314584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=2782625423430314584' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2782625423430314584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/2782625423430314584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/02/snow-blossoms.html' title='Snow Blossoms'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E5yZuB9dZO0/TWKb_TpSKjI/AAAAAAAAAd0/QoWJRiySSYA/s72-c/2011-02-20+004.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-6703587386749280274</id><published>2011-02-20T12:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-05-01T13:59:06.658-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mom&apos;s group'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='broccoli smell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fynn Willow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='exotic animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sharing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clean is sexy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Madelyn Kenzie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thin Mints'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='do your boobs hang low'/><title type='text'>Deepish Thoughts</title><summary type='text'>As part of my job, I go wherever my employers have their materials.  One of my employers runs the business from her gorgeous home near the top of the foothills.  One morning Nance and I went to pick up a job.  The smell emanating from her house was noxious.  She said that her trainer had her cooking a bunch of broccoli the previous night and that it, for some reason, was still hanging in the air.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/6703587386749280274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=6703587386749280274' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6703587386749280274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/6703587386749280274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/02/deepish-thoughts.html' title='Deepish Thoughts'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782059.post-7826090591880410870</id><published>2011-02-15T21:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-05-01T14:00:33.522-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='easy as pie that requires a freaking degree in computer technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='template'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='design'/><title type='text'>Dear Abby I'm Not</title><summary type='text'>Notice some subtle changes to my blog?  Yeah, well I was going to explain to someone else just how easy it would be to change hers.  Only I needed to go through the steps so I'd know what the heck I was saying.  For some reasons, changes took place without my meaning to.  Once those occurred, additional changes did not take place no matter how hard I tried.


Hmmph.


Yes, I was supposed to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/feeds/7826090591880410870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3782059&amp;postID=7826090591880410870' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7826090591880410870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3782059/posts/default/7826090591880410870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://counterfeitfake.blogspot.com/2011/02/dear-abby-im-not.html' title='Dear Abby I&apos;m Not'/><author><name>Shan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12434884811193988493</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iTQ6jwFqpnc/SPGJ42NYbmI/AAAAAAAAAAM/CjC4x5rFvT4/S220/159b+Moon+over+Hovenweep.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
