Monday, April 25, 2011

Armpit Warmers

Yeah, that's right.  Armpit warmers.  I have 'em.  I've joked about having them for a long time, but today I knew that all joking was over.  ForEVER.

Fynn's apparently hitting that nine month growth spurt, and she's still recovering from a(nother) nasty (fricken) cold.  So we're back to nursing from 1:00 in the morning or so until we get up.  This morning I woke up at 6:45 and realized I was laying on my back. 

Oh the glory of not laying on my left side with my back arched so that my knees aren't disturbing one Miss Fynnie Fynnie Coco Pop.

My next thought was, "She's not even nursing!  Wonder when she stopped?"

And then I realized, she was still nursing.  While I was laying on my back.

*sob*

7 comments:

Bossy Betty said...

Awwww....just wait! You won't be the 24 hour Dairy Queen forever and then those suckers will just snap back into place.

Anti-Supermom said...

I'm hoping Betty is right, will those suckers *really* just snap back into place, lol!

Not really laughing out loud though.

Noelle said...

Do you think Betty is right? Will they really 'snap' back???

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

I'm not a mother, but I HAVE heard from my friends that they do, in fact, snap back!! Don't fret!!

Emms said...

I have to be honest I laughed at this. Yep. I laughed. I know the feeling of the baby not sleeping right now as I'm in the exact same boat. Luckily I haven't yet tested out my armpit warmer.... hopefully they're too small lol.

renegademothering said...

OMG. Fuck that's tough. Wanna hear a secret about how I am the WORST mama around? Oh yeah. I'm gonna admit something. The man who inhabits my home (errr my husband) gives my baby...shhhh...whisper now....a bottle of FORMULA in the night. Whew.I know. I'll probably go to hell for that but OMG is it nice for the mama (errr, me). I mean it's off the chain. Cause those marathon nursing sessions were killing me. So when I need a break...he's there with that evil Enfamil (that saves me nightly). P.S. Seriously. SHIT THAT'S HARD what you're going through.
P.S.II sorry this message is weird and uses OMG so many times. It's really late at night and I have a cold and I'm writing. Bad combo.

Shan said...

Janelle, you slay me!

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