Or we could call this, "Reason #675 Why She Shouldn't Be Forced to Endure Meetings That Other People Use In Place of Therapy"
Her: "Blah blah blah wah wah wah *snort*"
Me: "Or maybe since you are a full-grown woman, you could actually do it yourself."
(Two people later said they could have kissed me on the mouth for that. One of them was not my boss, who was sitting right next to me, however.)