I'm An Inventor. I Invent.

This morning I came up with the most incredible contraption while my achy body and foggy mind were rising out of the depths of a not-so-deep sleep to find that Fynn had wet so much this morning that it leaked out of her diaper and onto my freshly laundered sheets.


Feature this:  A nursing/cosleeping device that involves a bit of tubing from your breast to baby's mouth.  Lengths could vary depending on the distance between your bed (or toilet... think of the freedom!) and baby's crib, cosleeper or little piece of the carpet.  Mom could wear it and give her little one what he or she wants while getting to sleep in virtually any position at all.  This is my fantasy product, so yes, laying on your stomach is totally feasible.


I'd call it the Boob Tube.


Whaddaya think?