... I was in Mexico.
No, really! I went to pick up Mad and Fynn from Grandma and Papa's. Decided to nurse Fynn for a few minutes before heading home. Next thing I know, I'm wearing a sombrero, holding a margarita, and there's a donkey over in the corner. Serapes everywhere.
So yes, I opened my eyes and said, "Margaret, I just went to Mexico. Would you mind if I lay down in your bed before driving home?"
And I wonder why I'm getting dizzy spells.