In case you were wondering...
The way to ensure that guy from Craigslist will show up on time even though he didn't confirm that he was coming? Take off your bra.
Living in the desert is so dry! (You know you wanna ask.) It's so dry that folding toilet paper in a dark restroom in the dark at say, 2:45 in the morning, will allow you to see the toilet paper light up from static sparking. And then you get to contemplate wiping.
But wait, there's more!
After asking if you can put someone on hold for a minute so you can dash into the restroom and pee, make sure you only hit the mute button on your cell phone once. Once. Or, I guess, three times would work. Twice will just... well, let's just say that I'm glad it was family and not some employer or teacher I work with.
My work here is done. Carry on.