Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Learning Something (Or Two!) Every Day

In case you were wondering...

The way to ensure that guy from Craigslist will show up on time even though he didn't confirm that he was coming?  Take off your bra.

Living in the desert is so dry!  (You know you wanna ask.)  It's so dry that folding toilet paper in a dark restroom in the dark at say, 2:45 in the morning, will allow you to see the toilet paper light up from static sparking.  And then you get to contemplate wiping.

But wait, there's more!

After asking if you can put someone on hold for a minute so you can dash into the restroom and pee, make sure you only hit the mute button on your cell phone once.  Once.  Or, I guess, three times would work.  Twice will just... well, let's just say that I'm glad it was family and not some employer or teacher I work with.

My work here is done.  Carry on.


Hank Greer said...

I'm conflicted between "I want to hear more" and "too much information".

If nothing else, thanks for the tip on getting the Craigslist buyer to show up. How long do I have to wear the bra before taking it off?

Anti-Supermom said...

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be wiping my butt with toilet paper that sparks... but maybe that's just me.

Totally didn't know that, thanks, Shan :)

JT said...

Ha! Yes, I have that same experience. As soon as I "get comfortable" I inevitably have to sign for something. Arms crossed to hide saggy boobs. Ugh.

OMG. My captcha is "lickall." No shit. I am laughing.

Suddenly Motherly said...

I love that I am not the only person who has some random moment of "oh crap!" and feels the urge to immediately blog about it :)

The Craigslist post is 100% accurate. I have learned this also works with carpet cleaners, plumbers, and even the random child trying to sell candy :)

Emms said...

Posts like these is why I love you Shan. Cracking up!

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