Sunday, August 16, 2009

For This, I'd Like To Thank My Children

You wake up in the morning and hit the shower. It's a lovely day, weather-wise, so you stand there al fresco and brush your teeth. While you're rinsing, you bend over the sink and get the not entirely pleasant sensation of your left nipple on the counter.

To make matters worse, you realize that your right nipple is a good inch and a half away from the countertop.

Yeah. That was me you heard screaming


The Rambler said...

oh lordie...I was about to go to bed and I almost choked on my spit.

I can so relate....probably why i love reading whatever you write :)

Emms said...

I laughed out loud at this post. Too funny!

JT said...

Laughing. Again.

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