She walked to the head of the massage table, put her hands on the face ring and said, "Lay down and put your face right here."
"I don't think I can do that."
I turned sideways.
"OH! You hide it so well!"
Sunday we're at Best Buy looking at computers with a salesperson. Standing in one place makes me woozy at best (and once landed me in the hospital while I was pregnant with Madelyn). It was just a matter of some decisions that Tom could very well make without me, so I waddled myself over to the service area, where they had some chairs. The woman asked Tom where I was going and he said, "To sit down." She asked if I was okay and he said, "She's fine, she's just pregnant."
"Yes, she's due next month."
What the heck are these people seeing when they look at me? I mean, I realize I'm not the smallest woman out there, but it should be pretty clear that I'm pregnant. It is to me. This was my view as Mad recently gave her sister a hug...